vvorldwideweb:

i hate when people think youre lying just because you laugh

phriend:

Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques

(Source: iraqobama)

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

morristibbs:

IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE

(Source: shsluckomaeda)